October 28, 2004

The New Saturn Relay

Filed under: General — WirelessMike @ 8:29 am

I don’t usually go for minivans, and I’m not about to start now. I’ll probably keep driving my truck until the wheels fall off. However– When I caught a glimpse of a Saturn minivan on a commercial I saw recently, I had to confirm that I wasn’t seeing things and check it out online.

Well, I found it. The Saturn Relay. Lots of features packed into this little family-mobile, including the backseat dvd-player my wife always wanted. Nice, small 6-banger puts out about 200 horses and gets better than 22 miles per gallon (note the rating is based on the AWD model– There are 2 2WD models, both of which will get better ratings). Easy seating arrangements, 2 sliding doors, etc. etc. etc.

Anyways, at 27 grand, It’s a bit expensive at the moment, but I’ll be keeping an eye on this nice little traveler. If it’s possible, and the wife likes it, it may end up in my driveway sometime in the next 3 years or so. Hey– It’s a Saturn.

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October 21, 2004

Today’s Dilbert

Filed under: Rant — WirelessMike @ 8:20 am

I saw this and just had to post it. Sure, everbody gets Dilbert every day, but this was blog-worthy, so up it goes…

I’m not sure what’s worse– That I know someone who could seriously benefit from Dogbert’s training, or that I could seriously benefit from this training!

Here are a few boring folks worth mentioning… Try to picture someone in each category and then determine which bores you the quickest. For the sake of humor and trendy language, I’ll use “that guy” in each short description. Remember, these people may be boring, but they’re not awful or detestable, just boring sometimes.

Warning– Odds are, you’ve been one of these people at some time or another.

(1) That guy who thinks he really is somewhat of an expert on everything. Every conversation is a series of statements for the sole purpose of your enlightenment.

(2) That guy who brings up the same thing every time you talk to him, either forgetting he told/showed you, or believing it’s interesting enough to bring up yet again.

(3) That guy who just isn’t a closer. He tends to go on and on and on… It’s like he’s waiting for the credits to start rolling or something.

(4) That guy who thinks everyone MUST be interested in sports, and will give you statistics, regardless.

(5) That guy who said something that p*ssed you off once, got informed, and now says that same thing every time you see him thinking that maybe the tenth time, it won’t p*ss you off anymore.

(6) That guy who can never connect the right subject with his audience and knows it, but keeps talkin’ anyway.

(7) That guy who has the answer, but won’t give it to you, thinking he’s doing you some kind of favor by making you guess until you get it right.

(8) That guy whose consistent reply to criticism is a simple, apathetic “Get over it.” It’s not his best reply, it’s his ONLY reply. This guy is typically about as creative and exciting as the menu at Luby’s.

(9) That guy who can’t talk outside your personal space.

(10) That guy with the tales so tall, they don’t even appeal to sci-fi fans.

My Yawn factors are as follow:

1. 4 Big Yawns (should be plenty of time for 4)

2. 3 Big Yawns (I’m reminded of the phrase “gets old fast”)

3. 3 Big Yawns (This one’s just me, the “ramblin’ man”)

4. 5 Big Yawns (This one is REALLY me, so I’ll be generous)

5. 1 Big Yawn (that’s all you’ll have time for before walking away from him in mid-sentence)

6. 4 Big Yawns (again, plenty of time for 4)

7. 2 Mediocre Yawns (most times, I just give up and look it up online)

8. 1 Mediocre Yawn (another one where there’s just not much time before utter disinterest)

9. 1 Big Yawn (when he’s that close, this is all it usually takes, especially if your breath is bad)

10. 5 Big Yawns (don’t know that I find anything more boring than this)

These guys are just boring. If these people seriously upset you, you’re taking them too seriously. Personally, I’ve been each one of these guys at some point. Remember, the “average joe” can detect when they are boring and change accordingly. Heck, these little boring idiosyncrasies tend to make us a bit more memorable!

Have fun!

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My New Digs

Filed under: General — WirelessMike @ 7:57 am

Well, My family and I are just about settled into our new digs at this point. There’s still some things to unpack, some changes/updates to do, a lawnmower to repair… but already, I’ve got used to the living room. The bedrooms are nice and roomy, even the guest room. We lost a shower (this one has a bath and a half instead of 2 full baths), but the advantages over the old digs outweigh the small sacrifices.

Now we have some pictures to hang and a room to clear. That second thing will REALLY take some time. Our dog, Sunny, seems comfortable enough already. Now if we can just get the backyard fence complete, we’ll be able to open the door and let her run wild. My daughter can ride her bicycle (previously, there was severly limited space for this activity, which was usually reserved for visiting family in neighborhoods).

The dining room overpowers our little table a little, but that’s ok. We already have a bigger table. We’re waiting for chairs to set it up. Overall, I’m extremely pleased. The best thing is the lack of speeding vehicles outside the bedroom window. You just can’t beat that. Home Sweet Home.

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October 18, 2004

Debian vs. Fedora

Filed under: OSS — WirelessMike @ 9:40 am

I have a close friend, bkw, whose distro-of-choice is Debian. While he has many reasons for preferring Debian, his 3 biggest reasons are (1) 64-bit kernel is free, (2) hardware compatibility, and (3) the apt-get method of software installation and update is incredibly easy and overcomes that universal OS problem of knowing when to update open-source software.

As you know, I am a fan of Mandrake and a very recent fan of Fedora. I now lean towards Fedora because of it’s open-source nature. Recently, due to yet another friend’s success with Debian on my suggested hardware, I’ve been exploring how my current pick, Fedora Core 2, stands up against Debian Sarge.

  VS.  

Here’s the breakdown:

Both distros offer a 64-bit kernel free.
Both distros are easily found, both in standard i386 and 64-bit formats, online for download as iso’s.
Debian offers apt-get as part of the install package. If you want apt-get for Fedora, it is available, but must be downloaded after install and you must manually complete the lists for apt-get to search for updates to Fedora software (see this thread).
Fedora offers an app called YUM with install that automatically searches for updates to rpm software, much like apt-get. This is unique to Fedora and Red Hat.

Here’s my problem with both distros:

All other things being equal, Fedora is still the easier install by far, using “Anaconda,” a gui install that rivals Mandrake in user-friendliness. Debian, by comparison, will require (for me, at least) some assistance– Most likely, hands-on.

The current Debian distro will recognize ALL my suggested hardware. Fedora Core 2 has a problem with SATA HDDs (or at least with Hitachi SATA HDDs), as I explained in an earlier post.

Fedora Core 3 should be out next month. If it still chokes on SATA HDDs, this comparison leans heavily towards Debian. But I already know Core 3 will come with both YUM and Apt repositories for Fedora, and that plays heavily in its favor for me. I also know that WD SATA HDDs have been installed successfully under Core 2, so maybe it’s just Hitachi. I suppose I’ll know soon enough.

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October 13, 2004

My Other Home is in Middle Earth

Filed under: General — WirelessMike @ 10:51 am

Being the die-hard Tolkien fan that I am, I thought it might be cool to put up some updates regarding the upcoming extended edition of The Lord of the Rings — Return of the King.

But first…

Ever wonder what it might be like driving in Middle Earth today?

OK, Now that I have THAT out of my system…

The extended version will be available December 14th, according to DVD Times and features 50 minutes of additional footage!

No word yet what of the story that footage will include. Fans like myself are hoping it will include the “scouring of the shire” (or at least some trimmed-up version or reference to it) which was overlooked completely in the theatrical release and considered by many to be very important to the story with consideration to the character of Samwise, in particular, not to mention the demise of Saruman and Wormtongue. What is known is that it will most likely include an extended version of the scene at Orthanc where Pippen finds the Palantir. In the book, there is a long parley between the wizards which results in Gandalf’s final curse of Saruman (not a literal curse, of course), and the tossing of the palantir out the window by Wormtongue. The cut of this scene from the theatrical release kept Saruman from appearing in the movie at all, and subsequently lead to Lee’s boycott of the premier.

If you can believe it, someone has already exposed the easter egg!

There’ll be more news as the release date approaches and I happen to stumble on it.

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October 12, 2004

A Fair and Unbiased Story About Reeves

Filed under: Rant — WirelessMike @ 1:31 pm

This is an update to yesterday’s post chastising the liberal media. For whatever reason, it never occurred to me to look outside the US for an unbiased examination of what Reeve’s death meant to America, undivided.

Just click the post title above.

Caution– This is not indicative of the biased and strongly liberal agendas of the US media. Don’t let stories like this take you off your guard or keep you from holding our news accountable on credibility.

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October 11, 2004

Superman Dies

Filed under: General,Rant — WirelessMike @ 8:08 am

After seeing Christopher Reeve as Superman, I could picture no one else in the role. I thought it was entirely appropriate to cast him as Clark’s trusted confidant in the tv series, “Smallville.”

He was an excellent actor, and showed amazing strength in the face of adversity after his tragic accident. I prefer to memorialize him as you see him above, in his prime, an extremely athletic and tall man who fit the role of Superman perfectly. You won’t find pictures of him in his wheelchair here.

I didn’t deify him. I’ve never even been that big of a fan, but he is, to my generation, “Superman.”

In other news– The media is actually using Reeve’s death to promote politics, and I quote, “US actor Christopher Reeve, who died of heart failure after a long battle with paralysis, was a thorn in the side of President George W. Bush (news – web sites), seen here 08 October 2004, over his championing of stem cell research.”

Does everything, even the death of an actor whose life is so interesting, it easily stands on its own merit, have to boil down to political posturing?

Very disappointed in the media…

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October 7, 2004

Fun and Simple Site Graphics

Filed under: General — WirelessMike @ 1:55 pm

I stumbled upon a cool little site today.

Most anyone who knows me knows how much I LOVE graphics, makin’ ‘em, tweakin’ ‘em, resamplin’ ‘em, etc.

Well click the title of this post and visit nhacks.com/email icon generator. You simply type your email address the way you want it to graphically appear, and it spits out the colorful icon for you. Right now, it only generates for gmail, hotmail and yahoo, but that pretty much covers me (and probably most other folks, too) regarding the addys I don’t mind sharing publicly.

Here’s what it spit out for me:

Notice I made mine “mailto” links. That’s really pretty darn simple to do, but if you don’t know how and want to do this, too, just steal my code (with appropriate changes, of course).

[a href="mailto:youraddress@gmail.com"][img src="http://www.wherever you uploaded the icon/email.php.png"/][/a]

You’ll have to replace those brackets with “less than” and “greater than” symbols, of course.

Just some eye-candy I had to share.

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October 6, 2004

What Do I Do All Day (or “How Does LNP Work”)?

Filed under: General,Rant,Telecom — WirelessMike @ 1:00 pm

For the last few days, I’ve been dealing with the stress caused by sub-standard hardware in a networked LSMS which MUST be updated before Wednesday. This slow, unpredictable, unreliable, million+ dollar piece of hardware takes approximately 8 hours to update per dbase, and there are 4 dbases (not including the main one at the LSMS, which takes about 3 or 4 hours to update before you begin the 8-hour procedure). So here’s a little description to help understand the source of my stress…

OK– A short tutorial for the techie or telecom engineer in you. The LSMS (Local Service Management System) I work on is a large Sun database consisting of multiple components in 2 cabinets with built-in redundancy (there’s a active database, and a backup). This dbase contains the information necessary to properly route calls to ported customers (customers who have changed providers but kept their numbers). All telecoms must have one, or have access to one via third-party solution provider, in order to meet the mandated requirement for LNP (Local Number Portability) set by the FCC.

How it works:

When a call is made to a ported number, a “query” is launched from the LNP-capable switch (there are several different types of switches out there, the most popular including Siemens, Lucent and Nortel) that’s supposed to “terminate” the call. There are 2 ways a switch can know to launch a query to route a call to a ported customer– (1) The first six digits (known as the NPA-NXX) are identified in the switch as being portable, so every call made to a number with those six digits at the beginning forces the switch to launch a query to an LNP dbase, or (2) the switch is set up to launch queries to an LNP dbase on every number the switch terminates calls to.

This query goes to the STP, which is a network “gateway” for telecom service providers. In the STP, there is a DSM card, or database line card, that contains either all the information that is in the LSMS, or information filtered specifically for the switches that STP services. If the number being queried is ported, it will be in that dbase with an “LRN” (Location Routing Number). The LRN looks like a plain old 10-digit telephone number, but it acts as an address for the ported customer. So it may identify the customer as being serviced by any provider within that code-owner’s “rate center”. A code-owner is whoever actually owns all the numbers beginning with a specific NPA-NXX.

That info (the LRN) is returned to the switch trying to route the call so it will know where the customer actually is in order to send it to the correct service provider, who will terminate the call (ring the called party’s phone).

That’s all there is to it. The NPAC (Number Portability Administration Center) has this information, these LRNs (along with information necessary for other SS7 services) for every ported number in the US, seperated into 8 neat regions in order to optimize dbase space (1 of the 8 is Canada, which I never have to deal with).

Each service provider has access to an LSMS which downloads the info they need from the NPAC in “real time.” The LSMS, in turn, updates the dbase cards in the STPs with said information, and those cards provide the info to switches in order to properly route calls as needed (ever time a “query” is launched).

Sounds simple, right? Well… Not exactly. You see, telecoms get bought out every day, and in order to properly route calls to numbers they ported, or for the new provider to port more numbers that belonged to that carrier, Several changes have to be made to the information at the main NPAC dbase (mostly with correctly identifying who owns those NPA-NXXs and LRNs). Also, carriers who maintain their own LSMS must know to update their information, as well. This takes alot of time. Because of instances like this, and the occasional failure of the LSMS to get updates in real time, one must monitor the LSMS daily to make sure everything is working properly and all the info is up-to-date. As if that weren’t enough, unpredictable problems crop up like not being able to update one specific network element without updating it’s redundant twin first, and not knowing which one that is until the update fails, or simple network latency, or problems associated with the stability of the admin console, etc. It keeps you on your toes.

That’s my primary job description. I do other stuff, too, as I work in a very small department responsible for the reliability of SS7 in our network (you’ll just have to look up SS7, there’s not enough space here to describe). I don’t have to work on it every day, but I have had to work on it for the past week and a half. Hopefully, I’ll only be doing routine maintenance over the next few weeks so I can concentrate on some other tasks, like reports, number pooling, customer service associated with porting, SS7 troubleshooting, etc.

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Sick of Bein’ Sick

Filed under: Rant — WirelessMike @ 11:25 am

Being sick sux. For the last few days I’ve suffered a pinched nerve between my neck and shoulder (some refer to this as a “crick” in the neck). It steadily worsened until I finally gave up, called my doctor, and picked up the muscle-relaxers he prescribed. It’s now worlds better and I predict I’ll have no recollection of ever having this pain by Friday. What makes it worse is that I’ve been fighting a mild case of bronchitis for the last week, too. So for a couple days there, it was hard to breathe or move. I don’t get it… I’m only 34!

Anyways, It cost me a day of work. A day I really couldn’t afford to lose, so I ended up working remotely from my home computer, which is nowhere near as reliable as the one at work. Still, It got the job halfway done. Next day, I’m at work (barely moving my head), and I’m working today, too, though feeling much much better, yet still not “out of the woods.” I’m sick of being sick.

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