You know– No one can be expected to admin an LNP LSMS and SOA, as well as keep up with the latest SS7 tricks, AND engineer SS7 to VoIP migration without some assistance…
Here are mine:

I call them “Anakin” and “Luke” (they’re actual names are c000XXXXX and metropolis)
Anakin, the black sheep, can be a serious scream-inducer. He crashes at least once every other week, sometimes more. He goes to the “Winblows 2000″ school, so he needs constant close care and supervision. You must watch what he eats or he can choke, puke and die. He has a low tolerance for pain and tends to catch whatever is goin’ around (and stuff is ALWAYS goin’ around), so you have to innoculate him and give him boosters CONSTANTLY. Thing is– He does exactly what the company wants him to do and dresses the way the company wants him to dress, but he’s still a trouble-maker at heart and tends to keep you on your toes. Oh well… At least the company likes him alot and when he behaves, he’s a very hard worker with a lot of skill and tons of tools and toys.
Now the big tan one is Luke… He’s a “go-getter.” He gives me very little stress and is immune to almost everything that infects Anakin. He’s of the “ubuntu linux” school and is always learning something new and useful. He can do alot more than people give him credit for, including spreadsheets and artwork. He even tries to play with Anakin, even though Anakin doesn’t like playing with him. He gives me a little trouble every now and then, but it’s never anything serious and it’s usually pretty easy to fix. He doesn’t dress the way the company would like him too, but he’s a VERY good dresser… exceptionally stylish. All the same, the company doesn’t like him much. Oh, they like the work he does and how quickly and accurately he does it, but they’ll never support him. Still… I dote on him because he tries so hard to be good and get along.
Both these “boys” are very ethical in all their dealings, so neither of them is in any danger of being fired. I wish they’d get along a little better, but they do get along. Overall, they’ve both been a huge help and I take good care of them. Most of the time, they return the favor.

































